Johnny Depp

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on read more

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking read more

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.