Maxioms by Joey Adams
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
