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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.

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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

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