Maxioms by Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more
Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.
