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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse read more

Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs.

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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late -- and strike oil.'

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We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but read more

We've heard they've had signs up about Cuero for the last three weeks. We're excited about playing this game but not to the point where we do not know what we're doing. We just have to go into the game with intensity and remain focused on our goal.

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A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.

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