Jacob Atkinson

Is it just me or do we seem to ignore the intelligent people in politics and focus on the radical read more

Is it just me or do we seem to ignore the intelligent people in politics and focus on the radical idiots?

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm read more

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.

Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.