Jacob Atkinson

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more

It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to read more

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to figure it out, but it's just not happening!

Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start read more

Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start to expect things from you, and it all goes downhill from there.

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm read more

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.