Maxioms by Jacob Atkinson
It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank read more
It's weird that people get rewarded for being the millionth fan, or visitor, and the first one gets nothing. Thank you for not appreciating my work before 999,999 people, here's a gift.
Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.
Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.
He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail read more
He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail built up and exploded creating him.
Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm read more
Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.
Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start read more
Make yourself look stupid on occasion, because if you don't people will start to think you're smart. Then they'll start to expect things from you, and it all goes downhill from there.
