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My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better read more

My situation is a solemn one. Life is offered to me on condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarf's in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Death Quotes,
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Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

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My reputation grows with every failure.

My reputation grows with every failure.

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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Love Quotes,
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In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Gambling Quotes,
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