Evan Esar

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it