Maxioms by Evan Esar
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
