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Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

by Erica Jong Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if read more

What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your eyelashes, your armpits, your crotch, your stars, your scars, and your choice of Scotch in bars--you would meet a beautiful, powerful, potent, and rich man who would satisfy every longing, fill every hole, make your heart skip a beat (or stand still), make you misty, and fly you to the moon (preferably on gossamer wings), where you would live totally satisfied forever.

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Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

by Erica Jong Found in: Jealousy Quotes,
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There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

by Erica Jong Found in: Men Quotes,
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Fame means millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.

Fame means millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.

by Erica Jong Found in: Wrong Quotes,
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