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I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule read more

I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Ridicule Quotes,
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Girls Quotes,
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Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Nature Quotes,
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Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Lovers Quotes,
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Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

by Dorothy Parker Found in: Beauty Quotes,
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