Maxioms by David Garrick
 Hearts of oak are are ships,
 Hearts of oak are our men.  
 Hearts of oak are are ships,
 Hearts of oak are our men. 
 Cards were at first for benefits designed,
 Sent to amuse, not to enslave the mind.  
 Cards were at first for benefits designed,
 Sent to amuse, not to enslave the mind. 
 Prologues like compliments are loss of time;
 'Tis penning bows and making legs in rhyme.  
 Prologues like compliments are loss of time;
 'Tis penning bows and making legs in rhyme. 
 Their cause I plead--plead it in heart and mind;
 A fellow-feeling makes one wondrous kind.  
 Their cause I plead--plead it in heart and mind;
 A fellow-feeling makes one wondrous kind. 
 Prologues precede the piece in mournful verse,
 As undertakers walk before the hearse.  
 Prologues precede the piece in mournful verse,
 As undertakers walk before the hearse.