Maxioms by Dave Attell
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, read more
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
