Maxioms by Dave Attell
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and read more
Every eight minutes, someone has sex with an animal...and you wonder why the attack you. Because of that man, and its up to me and a half mexican to stop him!
