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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, read more

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Law of inflation: whatever goes up will go up some more.

Law of inflation: whatever goes up will go up some more.

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I read more

When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance.".

To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.

To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.

Sometimes silence is not golden--just yellow.

Sometimes silence is not golden--just yellow.