Anon.

If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage.

If inflation continues, the two-car garage will be replaced by the two-family garage.

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, read more

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

If you are losing your leisure, look out, you may be losing your soul.

If you are losing your leisure, look out, you may be losing your soul.

We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.

We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.

Life, like a mirror, never gives back more than we put into it.

Life, like a mirror, never gives back more than we put into it.