Anon.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Procrastination is suicide on the installment plan.

Love is a fan club with only two fans.

Love is a fan club with only two fans.

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.

I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.

I have forgotten more law than you ever knew, but allow me to say, I have not forgotten much.

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, read more

Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.