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He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

by Anon. Found in: Laziness Quotes,
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The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows read more

The law is a strange thing. It makes a man swear to tell the truth, and every time he shows signs of doing so, some lawyer objects.

by Anon. Found in: Law Quotes,
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People always make time to do the things they really want to do. -Anon.

People always make time to do the things they really want to do. -Anon.

by Anon. Found in: Time Quotes,
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To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.

To those who can dream there is no such place as faraway.

by Anon. Found in: Dreams Quotes,
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We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.

We are all just monkeys in business suits running around pretending to be executives.

by Anon. Found in: Humanity Quotes,
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