Maxioms Pet

X
Share to:
Scroll down

Photo Maxioms   /   View all photo maxioms

Latest Maxioms   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  17  /  27  

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.

  ( comments )
  7  /  17  

The city was extremely helpful. The Planning Department — they really walked us through (the process).

The city was extremely helpful. The Planning Department — they really walked us through (the process).

by Justin Arecchi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  20  /  17  

For the first time in the history of Lebanon, the Lebanese feel that they have the power to decide their read more

For the first time in the history of Lebanon, the Lebanese feel that they have the power to decide their fate,

by Elias Atallah Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  30  /  27  

One man meets an infamous punishment for that crime which confers a diadem on others.

One man meets an infamous punishment for that crime which confers a diadem on others.

by Juvenal Found in: Punishment Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  38  /  11  

Jesus once declared that God is "good to the ungrateful and the wicked" (St. Luke 6:35), and I remember preaching read more

Jesus once declared that God is "good to the ungrateful and the wicked" (St. Luke 6:35), and I remember preaching a sermon on this text to a horrified and even astonished congregation who simply refused to believe (so I gathered afterwards) in this astounding liberality of God. That God should be in a state of constant fury with the wicked seemed to them only right and proper, but that God should be kind towards those who were defying or disobeying His laws seemed to them a monstrous injustice. Yet I was but quoting the Son of God Himself, and I only comment here that the terrifying risks that God takes are part of His Nature. We do not need to explain or modify His unremitting love towards mankind.

by J. B. Phillips Found in: Christianity Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet