The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

... when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

A good thing to remember is somebody's got it a lot worse than we do.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

Stop wasting all your time giving someone a second chance, when there's someone better out there waiting for their first.

As long as I love beauty I am young.