Song writing

Set your guitars and banjos on fire and before you write a song smoke a pack of whiskey and it'll read more

Set your guitars and banjos on fire and before you write a song smoke a pack of whiskey and it'll all take care of itself.

I open up a big cabinet, and I have a collection of helmits. I put on the different helmets, and read more

I open up a big cabinet, and I have a collection of helmits. I put on the different helmets, and I take tree bottles of Robitussin and drink them really quickly. Then I set my hands on fire-I have to write whatever comes to mind pretty fast, before my hand burnsoff." "I just let whatever comes out, comes out without thinking about it to much. Some of it I keep, some I toss out, some of it I turn into giant cigarettes and somke 'em. I think everybodu should just turn off their TV machines and make up their own songs about whatever comes to mind-their couch, their friends their loaves of bread. Everybody's got their own songs. There should be so many songs out there that it all turns into one big sound and we can put the whole thing into a pickup truck and let it roll off the edge of the Grand Canyon.

Say you write a song about a chandelier, and the chandelier gives off light. And the light is the color read more

Say you write a song about a chandelier, and the chandelier gives off light. And the light is the color red and red reminds you of the color your not supposed to wear around a bull. So you name the song Cow."