Miscellaneous Quotes ( 14820 - 14830 of 15319 )
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure.
There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: read more
There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that's philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to find a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that's science. Three: Be aware that you live.
You are no better than you should be.
You are no better than you should be.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
In time of war the first casualty is truth.
In time of war the first casualty is truth.
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
In fact, one thing that I have noticed...is that all of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly read more
In fact, one thing that I have noticed...is that all of these conspiracy theories depend on the perpetrators being endlessly clever. I think you'll find the facts also work if you assume everyone is endlessly stupid.
