Miscellaneous Quotes ( 14630 - 14640 of 15319 )
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
Virtue is its own reward, but then so is sin!
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more
There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.
Living in the past has one thing in its favor - it's cheaper.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
Nothing succeeds like -- failure.
