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You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks read more

You can call her an outdoor girl if she has the bloom of youth on her cheeks and the cheeks of youth in her bloomers.

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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

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Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.

Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.

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What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

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The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.

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What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.

What is life, except excuse for death, or death but an escape from life.

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Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

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Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.

Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.

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What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

What garlic is to food, insanity is to art.

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