Maxioms Pet

X

Illness

Share to:

Illness Quotes ( 10 - 15 of 15 )

  ( comments )
  19  /  20  

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Illness Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  25  /  19  

If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's read more

If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say... the red is positive and the black is negative.

by Nick Dipaolo Found in: Illness Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  21  /  32  

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

by Jackie Mason Found in: Illness Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  12  /  21  

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.

Serious illness doesn't bother me for long because I am too inhospitable a host.

by Albert Schweitzer Found in: Illness Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  17  /  19  

Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey

Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey

by Marcel Proust Found in: Illness Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet