Samuel Butler ( 10 of 155 )
 What makes all doctrines plain and clear?--
 About two hundred pounds a year.
  And that which was read more 
 What makes all doctrines plain and clear?--
 About two hundred pounds a year.
  And that which was prov'd true before
   Prove false again? Two hundred more. 
 He made an instrument to know
 If the moon shine at full or no;
  That would, as read more 
 He made an instrument to know
 If the moon shine at full or no;
  That would, as soon as e'er she shone straight,
   Whether 'twere day or night demonstrate;
    Tell what her d'ameter to an inch is,
     And prove that she's not made of green cheese. 
 A Babylonish dialect
 Which learned pedants much affect.  
 A Babylonish dialect
 Which learned pedants much affect. 
 He was in Logic, a great critic,
 Profoundly skill'd in Analytic;
  He could distinguish, and divide
 read more 
 He was in Logic, a great critic,
 Profoundly skill'd in Analytic;
  He could distinguish, and divide
   A hair 'twixt south and south-west side. 
And bid the devil take the hin'most.
And bid the devil take the hin'most.
And still be doing, never done.
And still be doing, never done.
 The truest characters of ignorance
 Are vanity, and pride, and annoyance.  
 The truest characters of ignorance
 Are vanity, and pride, and annoyance. 
He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.
He that complies against his will is of his own opinion still.
 With books and money placed, for show
 Like nest eggs, to make clients lay,
  And for his read more 
 With books and money placed, for show
 Like nest eggs, to make clients lay,
  And for his false opinion pay.