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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe read more
If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
 The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their
whole life in the hands of some other read more 
 The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their
whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method
of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists
solely in moving toward self-sufficiency. 
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.
 The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we
hold of ourselves with the appalling things that read more 
 The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we
hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about
us. 
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
I don't hold with abroad and think that foreigners speak English when our backs are turned
You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a read more
You should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but read more
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.