Mortimer Collins ( 3 of 3 )
 There was an ape in the days that were earlier,
 Centuries passed and his hair became curlier;
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 There was an ape in the days that were earlier,
 Centuries passed and his hair became curlier;
  Centuries more gave a thumb to his wrist--
   Then he was a Man and a Positivist. 
 O, to bring back the great Homeric time,
 The simple manners and the deed sublime:
  When the read more 
 O, to bring back the great Homeric time,
 The simple manners and the deed sublime:
  When the wise Wanderer, often foiled by Fate,
   Through the long furrow drave the ploughshare straight. 
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.