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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who read more

In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

by Mark Twain Found in: Boston Quotes,
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My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the read more

My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death.

by Mark Twain Found in: Country Quotes,
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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

by Mark Twain Found in: Vulgarity Quotes,
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

by Mark Twain Found in: Majority Quotes,
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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

by Mark Twain Found in: Humanity Quotes,
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Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million

by Mark Twain Found in: Prophecy Quotes,
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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

by Mark Twain Found in: Creativity Quotes,
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination

by Mark Twain Found in: Sanity Quotes,
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

by Mark Twain Found in: Patriotism Quotes,
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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