Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
Sacred cows make the best hamburger
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and read more
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
It is wiser to find out than to suppose
It is wiser to find out than to suppose
Be good and you will be lonely
Be good and you will be lonely
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Let us be thankful for the fools; but for them the rest of us could not succeed.
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths read more
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
