Mark Twain ( 10 of 310 )
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the read more
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it
If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.
Prejudice cannot see the things that are because it is always looking for things that aren't
Prejudice cannot see the things that are because it is always looking for things that aren't
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happend. -Mark Twain.
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal read more
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
