George Carlin ( 10 of 38 )
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to read more
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
