George Carlin ( 10 of 38 )
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that read more
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Religion is just mind control.
Religion is just mind control.
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test read more
Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.-.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
