Bud Abbott ( 10 of 10 )
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!
They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.
Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in read more
Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.
Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.
Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon.
But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.
But for twenty years as a professional team, Lou and I were closer than man and wife.
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch read more
It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around read more
They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.
