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Love is my sword, goodness my armor, and humor my shield.
Love is my sword, goodness my armor, and humor my shield.
He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur read more
He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Happiness is not given but exchanged.
Happiness is not given but exchanged.
If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving.
If there is anything better than to be loved it is loving.
Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant read more
Happiness consists in activity; such as the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool.
A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day.
If you are not the lead sled dog, the world looks pretty much the same every day.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.