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It's a dangerous thing to think we know everything.
It's a dangerous thing to think we know everything.
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual read more
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out. Unless, of course, he's the pilot.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
The common people of America display a quality of good common sense which is heartening to anyone who believes in read more
The common people of America display a quality of good common sense which is heartening to anyone who believes in the democratic process.
Look alive. Here comes a buzzard.
Look alive. Here comes a buzzard.
An unexamined life is not worth living.
An unexamined life is not worth living.
Foxhunting... the unspeakable pursuing the inedible.
Foxhunting... the unspeakable pursuing the inedible.
