What we know is not much; what we do not know is immense.

What we know is not much; what we do not know is immense.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or read more

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something read more

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Innovators are inevitably controversial.

Innovators are inevitably controversial.

Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when you only have one.

Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when you only have one.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.