The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

Politeness is only one half good manners and the other half good lying.

Politeness is only one half good manners and the other half good lying.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Manners easily and rapidly mature into morals.

Manners easily and rapidly mature into morals.

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and read more

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectify manners, we must regulate all regulations and pastimes, all that is read more

If we think we regulate printing, thereby to rectify manners, we must regulate all regulations and pastimes, all that is delightful to man.