I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

The test of good manners is to be patient with the bad ones.

The test of good manners is to be patient with the bad ones.

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

Good manners sometimes means simply putting up with other people's bad manners.

Good manners sometimes means simply putting up with other people's bad manners.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or read more

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

If it does stand out [my clothing], then I guess it's a compliment, but I just wear whatever feels comfortable.

Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts.

Politeness is the art of choosing among one's real thoughts.

Nowadays, manners are easy and life is hard.

Nowadays, manners are easy and life is hard.