While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior read more

While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women.

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've read more

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

Women are considered deep - why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow.

What I've learned is you treat women right.

What I've learned is you treat women right.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?"

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.