The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Life is a stranger's sojourn, a night at an inn.

Life is a stranger's sojourn, a night at an inn.

The only mistake in life is the lesson not learned.

The only mistake in life is the lesson not learned.

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin.

In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Man is born to live, not to prepare for life.

Man is born to live, not to prepare for life.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

My life has been a series of emergencies.