The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're read more

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

The first hundred years are the hardest.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if i have said it, read more

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if i have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like nobody's watching, Sing like nobody's read more

Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, Dance like nobody's watching, Sing like nobody's listening, Live like it's heaven on earth.