Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.

Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the world has ever seen.

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why read more

Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. . . . It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

I can tell it all in song: pathos, gladness, love, joy, unhappiness.

I can tell it all in song: pathos, gladness, love, joy, unhappiness.

Every person is lined with love!

Every person is lined with love!

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with read more

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler.

Its so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.

Its so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.

Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation.

Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation.

To say "I love you" one must first be able to say the "I."

To say "I love you" one must first be able to say the "I."