If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by read more

If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truly than He is imagined.

God is more truly imagined than expressed, and He exists more truly than He is imagined.

All God wants of man is a peaceful heart.

All God wants of man is a peaceful heart.

For I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of read more

For I would rather be a servant in the House of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

As you know, God is usually on the side of the big squadrons against the small.rn

As you know, God is usually on the side of the big squadrons against the small.rn

God thinks within geniuses, dreams within poets, and sleeps within the rest of us

God thinks within geniuses, dreams within poets, and sleeps within the rest of us

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in read more

Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of
Athens, I perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious.
For as I passed by, and beheld your devotions, I found an altar
with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN GOD. Whom therefore ye
ignorantly worship, him declare I unto you.