How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.

God makes three requests of his children: Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, now

God makes three requests of his children: Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, now

The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do

The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do

God made the country and man made the town.

God made the country and man made the town.

A God without dominion, providence, and final causes, is nothing else but fate and nature.

A God without dominion, providence, and final causes, is nothing else but fate and nature.

If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

I want to go berry picking on the hogback, God.
Keep me on a short leash.

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.

Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.