You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting read more

You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love, so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.

Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.

Love is not singular except in syllable.

Love is not singular except in syllable.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

To attract men I wear a perfume called "new car interior.".

Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions.

Sometimes love is stronger than a man's convictions.

Don't forget to love yourself. -Soren Kierkegaard.

Don't forget to love yourself. -Soren Kierkegaard.

Lovers eminent in love Ever diversities combine; The vocal chords of the cushat-dove, The snake's articulated spine. Such elective elements read more

Lovers eminent in love Ever diversities combine; The vocal chords of the cushat-dove, The snake's articulated spine. Such elective elements Educate the eye and lip With one's refreshing innocence, The other's claim to scholarship. The serpent's knowledge of the world Learn, and the dove's more naïve charm; Whether your ringlets should be curled, And why he likes his claret warm.

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction.