Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good read more

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.

I'd like to dispel the myth that when you put a wedding ring on a woman, her brain stops.

The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.

The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.