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    What's in Spam?
    nostrils brains?and eyes
    intestinal linings and uteri?
    anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
    except the blood already out the door
    Spam comes from offal
    Spam smells... awful
    from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
    from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

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Man's biological weakness is the condition of human culture.

Man's biological weakness is the condition of human culture.

by Erich Fromm Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Heaven forming each on other to depend,
A master, or a servant, or a friend,
Bids each read more

Heaven forming each on other to depend,
A master, or a servant, or a friend,
Bids each on other for assistance call,
Till one man's weakness grows the strength of all.

by Alexander Pope Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Amiable weakness.

Amiable weakness.

by Henry Fielding Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

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The strength of women is the pretense of weakness, and the weakness of men is the pretense of strength

The strength of women is the pretense of weakness, and the weakness of men is the pretense of strength

by M Kathleen Casey Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness.

What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness.

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Fine by defect, and delicately weak.

Fine by defect, and delicately weak.

by Alexander Pope Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The acknowledgment of our weakness is the first step in repairing our loss.

The acknowledgment of our weakness is the first step in repairing our loss.

by Thomas A. Kempis Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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