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    What's in Spam?
    nostrils brains?and eyes
    intestinal linings and uteri?
    anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
    except the blood already out the door
    Spam comes from offal
    Spam smells... awful
    from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
    from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

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The mortal race is far too weak not to grow dizzy on unwonted
brights.
[Ger., Das sterbliche Geschlecht read more

The mortal race is far too weak not to grow dizzy on unwonted
brights.
[Ger., Das sterbliche Geschlecht ist viel zu schwach
In ungewohnter Hohe nicht zu schwindeln.]

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The weak are the most treacherous of us all. They come to the strong and drain them. They are bottomless. read more

The weak are the most treacherous of us all. They come to the strong and drain them. They are bottomless. They are insatiable. They are always parched and always bitter. They are everyone's concern and like vampires they suck our life's blood.

by Bette Davis Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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We are more often treacherous, through weakness than through calculation.

We are more often treacherous, through weakness than through calculation.

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Amiable weakness.

Amiable weakness.

by Henry Fielding Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Soft-heartedness, in times like these,
Shows sof'ness in the upper story!

Soft-heartedness, in times like these,
Shows sof'ness in the upper story!

by Amy Lowell Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness.

What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness.

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Our strength grows out of our weakness.

Our strength grows out of our weakness.

by Ralph Waldo Emerson Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

by Ralph Waldo Emerson Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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If weakness may excuse,
What murderer, what traitor, parricide,
Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may plead it?
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If weakness may excuse,
What murderer, what traitor, parricide,
Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may plead it?
All wickedness is weakness; that plea, therefore,
With God or man will gain thee no remission.

by John Milton Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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