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    What's in Spam?
    nostrils brains?and eyes
    intestinal linings and uteri?
    anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
    except the blood already out the door
    Spam comes from offal
    Spam smells... awful
    from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
    from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

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Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.

Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend.

by Josh Billings Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Amiable weakness.

Amiable weakness.

by Henry Fielding Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The strength of women is the pretense of weakness, and the weakness of men is the pretense of strength

The strength of women is the pretense of weakness, and the weakness of men is the pretense of strength

by M Kathleen Casey Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

by Albert Einstein Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.

A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.

by Lord Chesterfield Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Heaven forming each on other to depend,
A master, or a servant, or a friend,
Bids each read more

Heaven forming each on other to depend,
A master, or a servant, or a friend,
Bids each on other for assistance call,
Till one man's weakness grows the strength of all.

by Alexander Pope Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The weakest goeth to the wall.

The weakest goeth to the wall.

by Unattributed Author Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The cord breaketh at last by the weakest pull.

The cord breaketh at last by the weakest pull.

by Francis Bacon Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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