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    What's in Spam?
    nostrils brains?and eyes
    intestinal linings and uteri?
    anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
    except the blood already out the door
    Spam comes from offal
    Spam smells... awful
    from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
    from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

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And the weak soul, within itself unbless'd,
Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

And the weak soul, within itself unbless'd,
Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The weakest goeth to the wall.

The weakest goeth to the wall.

by Unattributed Author Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Amiable weakness.

Amiable weakness.

by Henry Fielding Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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If weakness may excuse,
What murderer, what traitor, parricide,
Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may plead it?
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If weakness may excuse,
What murderer, what traitor, parricide,
Incestuous, sacrilegious, but may plead it?
All wickedness is weakness; that plea, therefore,
With God or man will gain thee no remission.

by John Milton Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Fine by defect, and delicately weak.

Fine by defect, and delicately weak.

by Alexander Pope Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness.

What is bad? All that proceeds from weakness.

by Friedrich Nietzsche Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Amiable weakness of human nature.

Amiable weakness of human nature.

by Edward Gibbon Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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We must have a weak spot or two in our character before we can love it much.

We must have a weak spot or two in our character before we can love it much.

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But the concessions of the weak are the concessions of fear.

But the concessions of the weak are the concessions of fear.

by Edmund Burke Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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