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    What's in Spam?
    nostrils brains?and eyes
    intestinal linings and uteri?
    anything swept from the slaughterhouse floor?
    except the blood already out the door
    Spam comes from offal
    Spam smells... awful
    from murdering pigs Hormel makes Spam
    from butchering pigs Hormel makes ham.

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Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

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We always weaken whatever we exaggerate.
[Fr., On affaiblit toujours tout ce qu'on exagere.]

We always weaken whatever we exaggerate.
[Fr., On affaiblit toujours tout ce qu'on exagere.]

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The greatest weakness of all is the great fear of appearing weak

The greatest weakness of all is the great fear of appearing weak

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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.

A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.

by Lord Chesterfield Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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Human love is often but the encounter of two weaknesses.

Human love is often but the encounter of two weaknesses.

by Francois Mauriac Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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A woman of mystique is fully aware of her flaws and weaknesses, yet she is strong enough to admit them read more

A woman of mystique is fully aware of her flaws and weaknesses, yet she is strong enough to admit them and not be embarrassed by them.

by Jean Lush Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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The weakest goeth to the wall.

The weakest goeth to the wall.

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The weakest goes to the wall.

The weakest goes to the wall.

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Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

Leans for all pleasure on another's breast.

by Oliver Goldsmith Found in: Weakness Quotes,
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