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    When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

by Evan Davis Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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The sleep of a labouring man is sweet, whether he eat little or
much: but the abundance of the read more

The sleep of a labouring man is sweet, whether he eat little or
much: but the abundance of the rich will not suffer him to
sleep.

by Bible Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

by Joan Klempner Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death....

Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death....

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[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.

[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.

by Thomas Dekker Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

by Anonymous Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all

Sleep is good, death is better; but of course, the best thing would to have never been born at all

by Heinrich Heine Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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But I, in the chilling twilight stand and wait
At the portcullis, at thy castle gate,
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But I, in the chilling twilight stand and wait
At the portcullis, at thy castle gate,
Longing to see the charmed door of dreams
Turn on its noiseless hinges, delicate sleep!

by Thomas Bailey Aldrich Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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