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smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
Sanity - that which is within the frame of reference of conventional thought
Sanity - that which is within the frame of reference of conventional thought
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
We are all born mad. Some remain so.
The order of the world is always right -- such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but read more
The order of the world is always right -- such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
