It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.

How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones.

How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store read more

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

We are what we believe we are.

We are what we believe we are.

God's first creature, which was light.

God's first creature, which was light.

Agnosticism is the philosophical, ethical and religious dry-rot of the modern world.

Agnosticism is the philosophical, ethical and religious dry-rot of the modern world.

Pray to God, but hammer away.

Pray to God, but hammer away.

There is no great future for any people whose faith has burned out.

There is no great future for any people whose faith has burned out.

It is not the fact that a person has riches that keeps them from heaven, but the fact that riches read more

It is not the fact that a person has riches that keeps them from heaven, but the fact that riches have them.