I've not got a first in philosophy without being able to muddy things pretty satisfactory.

I've not got a first in philosophy without being able to muddy things pretty satisfactory.

He is great enough that is his own master.

He is great enough that is his own master.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Nature does not give to those who will not spend...

Nature does not give to those who will not spend...

To the world you are just one persone, but to one person you could mean the world.

To the world you are just one persone, but to one person you could mean the world.

A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship.

A lot of people seem to want to make the institution of marriage substitute for a real relationship.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

If we would just support each other -- that's ninety percent of the problem.

Nobody can hurt me without my permission.

Nobody can hurt me without my permission.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.

Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock.