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    Surely there must be some way to find a husband or, for that matter, merely an escort, without sacrificing one's privacy, self-respect, and interior decorating scheme. For example, men could be imported from the developing countries, many parts of which are suffering from a man excess, at least in relation to local food supply.

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Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his read more

Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.

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Where secrecy reigns, carelessness and ignorance delight to hide while skill loves the light.

Where secrecy reigns, carelessness and ignorance delight to hide while skill loves the light.

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There is nothing wrong in using people. The success never uses people except to their advantage.

There is nothing wrong in using people. The success never uses people except to their advantage.

by Mark Caine Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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If one of us could ascend to the heavenly realm and for a few hours accompany the divine on His read more

If one of us could ascend to the heavenly realm and for a few hours accompany the divine on His daily rounds, he would see below millions of his fellow humans busily hurling themselves into the passions, sports, and action of those around him. But if our observer had the power and omniscience of the Lord, he would also feel and sense, pulsing through and vibrating from every one of us here below, a desperate and unending plea, "Notice me! I want to be known admired, and loved by the whole world!" And it is this, this glorious weakness, this dependence of ours on each other, that makes some of us usually heroes and fools at the same time.

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I love fools experiments. I am always making them.

I love fools experiments. I am always making them.

by Charles Darwin Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

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Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on.

by Les Brown Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Her name was called Lady Helena Herring and her age was 25 and she mated well with the earl.

Her name was called Lady Helena Herring and her age was 25 and she mated well with the earl.

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It is worse than a crime: it is a mistake.

It is worse than a crime: it is a mistake.

by Joseph Fouche Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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