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The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.
The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel.
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit read more
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.
You people are telling me what you think I want to know. I want to know what is actually happening.
People must be taken as they are, and we should never try make them or ourselves better by quarreling with read more
People must be taken as they are, and we should never try make them or ourselves better by quarreling with them.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and read more
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
There is no original truth, only original error.
There is no original truth, only original error.
I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.
I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.
Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.